Men Quotes, Sayings and Proverbs

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry.

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men’s behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

It is not titles that make men illustrious, but men who make titles illustrious.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones.

A woman should soften but not weaken a man.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Money tempts women, women tempt men.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Men get wealth and women keep it.

A man’s face is his autobiography.  A woman’s face is her work of fiction.

A shy woman is worth a city, a shy man is worth a goat.

Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves.

Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

A woman that always laughs is everybody’s wife; a man that is always laughing is an idiot.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.

Every woman needs two men — one to be married to and the other to compare.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

No woman can make a wise man out of a fool, but every woman can change a wise man into a fool.

A woman is the last judgement of the man.

If you want to take revenge on a man, send him a really beautiful woman.

A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman.

Instruct a man, you instruct an individual. Instruct a woman, you instruct a nation.

A man chases a woman until she catches him.

Men build houses; women build homes.

The man loves with his head, the woman thinks with her heart.

In men every mortal sin is venial, in women every venial sin is mortal.

A man is as old as he feels, and a woman as old as she looks.

Man without woman, is head without body; woman without man, is body without head.

A good husband makes a good wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman.

A good man is hard to find.

It’s a man’s world.

Love enters man through his eyes, woman through her ears.

A man will never heed the voice of a woman until it is too late.

The man deliberates, the woman decides.

Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head.

The woman who loves her husband corrects his faults; the man that loves his wife exaggerates them.

A bad woman is worse than a bad man.

The woman makes the man.

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